#190: “Withered Parody”

You can follow my parody twitter account and dismiss it as rubbish or you can dismiss it as rubbish without following it to save time. Either way, its author is either a homophobic adolescent who is re-appropriating jokes off Sickapaedia or a genius who worked out that the best way to irritate me was to pen the most withered parody account ever written.

I was genuinely excited at the prospect of someone taking the piss out of me. The ‘Choke Doke’ and ‘John O’Shea’ parodies were funny and I don’t mind one bit being a target. I do my fair share of slagging so you have to be willing to take it too. But this tawdry drivel is so devoid of originality, so utterly banal, so painfully generic that it could be authored by the thirteen year old lovechild of Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown, both of whom would be disappointed that their offspring couldn’t at least compensate for his lack of wit with the bilious mean-spiritedness of his fathers.